Progression of a 0/15 battle from the loosing side.

by **SilkySmooth** Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:50 pm

1. A few players move forward and are isolated from support either by distance or terrain. They run into a much stronger advancing force and are quickly destroyed. Much map pinging and name calling ensues.

2. A few slower tanks now make they way forward and meet the same fate as their counterparts. More map pinging. Much more. Name calling is even more chilling with the insults made. Pro campers dig in even deeper from the fear of being crushed from the impending doom.

3. Meanwhile on the other flank - These members have no idea what to do. Some park wherever and type smart inspiring things like "WTF are you noobs doing" and "Quit dying you dumb noobs" and an old favorite of mine "quit camping noob tards". This is motivates a couple of the campers to break cover and die quickly to the 4 to 1 ratio of guns.

4. Others on the still intact flank will now go completely insane with blood lust and revenge in their hearts. Their one and only goal - make it to the enemy cap no matter what the cost. They will never be heard from again...

5. The dead are now sling insults back and forth like monkeys throwing shit at the zoo. The last couple of stragglers will make an effort to go back to base. But they end up being flanked from 3 sides from the death dealing red team.

Smoking hulls are all that is left of a once proud team.... score 0/15 and M60 Jesus wept for their poor souls.